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mukuroikusaba:

do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (。◕‿◕。✿)

but you also want to fuck them for like a week (。≖‿≖。✿)

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elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

6 hours ago with 119,540 notesfweecarter)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

6 hours ago with 85,065 notesshapeshiftandtrick)

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6 hours ago with 556 notesrileycriss)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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heyquirrell:

Darren Criss Listen Up Tour: House of Blues, Chicago + Negative Space *

17 hours ago with 123 notesheyquirrell)

Anonymous asked: 10 hottest non celeb people right now go

oh no.

okay in no particular order:

  1. the girl at the concert i just got back from i’ve never talked to her nor do i know her name but i’m a little obsessed
  2. the hot girl from the 1d meet and greet kara will understand
  3. the boy i like
  4. rosie
  5. this boy that goes to my school he’s a douchebag but man he was blessed
  6. kristin
  7. THIS BOY ON MY SKI TEAM I COULD DIE HE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL HHHHHHH
  8. beth goodin
  9. one of the leads in the school musical last year don’t even get me started
  10. kara
18 hours ago with 1 note

samiharry asked: i'm from nyc. but i guess i should talk in the language of your people *clears throat* maple syrup maple syrup MOOSE DONCHA KNOW

i had to publish this it was truly a thing of beauty

18 hours ago with 4 notes