mukuroikusaba:

do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (｡◕‿◕｡✿)

but you also want to fuck them for like a week (｡≖‿≖｡✿)

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

[x]

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

heyquirrell:

_{Darren Criss Listen Up Tour: House of Blues, Chicago + Negative Space *}

oh no.

okay in no particular order:

1. the girl at the concert i just got back from i’ve never talked to her nor do i know her name but i’m a little obsessed
2. the hot girl from the 1d meet and greet kara will understand
3. the boy i like
4. rosie
5. this boy that goes to my school he’s a douchebag but man he was blessed
6. kristin
7. THIS BOY ON MY SKI TEAM I COULD DIE HE LOOKS LIKE A MODEL HHHHHHH
8. beth goodin
9. one of the leads in the school musical last year don’t even get me started
10. kara

i had to publish this it was truly a thing of beauty